{"product_id":"butter-stick-squishy","title":"Butter Stick Squishy","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSquishy Butter Stick — Stress Toy\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLook, your stress isn't going to manage itself. And neither is your weird desire to squeeze a stick of butter without the regret. Enter: the \u003cstrong\u003eSquishy Butter Stick\u003c\/strong\u003e — a slow-rising, surprisingly satisfying foam replica of a 4oz block of salted butter, designed to be squished, twisted, stretched, and then snap right back like nothing ever happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks ridiculous on a desk. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA novelty stress toy shaped exactly like a stick of butter — pale yellow, blue printed lettering, the works. It's soft, slow-rising foam, so you can squash it flat, twist it into a corkscrew, or fold it in half, and it'll quietly return to its original buttery rectangle while you go back to your spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eWhy you'll like it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSlow-rise foam\u003c\/strong\u003e that takes its sweet time bouncing back — oddly mesmerising to watch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRealistic butter look\u003c\/strong\u003e with printed \"SALTED BUTTER 4oz \/ NET WT. 113G\" graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions that match a real stick\u003c\/strong\u003e of US-style butter, so it lives convincingly in your fridge for pranks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiet to squish\u003c\/strong\u003e — won't disturb your meeting, your partner, or the dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo mess, no melt, no dairy\u003c\/strong\u003e — unlike the real thing, this one survives a hot car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOffice desks, classroom fidget bins, gag gifts for the home cook in your life, kids who need something to grip and squeeze, fridge pranks on unsuspecting flatmates, and anyone who's ever finished a long day and thought \u003cem\u003eI would simply love to crush a stick of butter right now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Squishy stress toy \/ fidget toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz salted butter stick replica\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft slow-rise PU foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight on label:\u003c\/strong\u003e 113g (the toy itself is much lighter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAge:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sold individually\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Fidget Cube Aus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47379790397618,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0508\/0760\/3378\/files\/main-image-1_f37e86fa-c134-4c0a-95c1-8e62180f6e76.webp?v=1777771240","url":"https:\/\/fidgetcube.com.au\/products\/butter-stick-squishy","provider":"Fidget Cube Aus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}